A true gentleman is never more than 10 feet from his corkscrew.
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Weather
Forecasts for every day in Ireland can be summarised as: cloudy, with sunny spells and scattered showers. Dark later
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Posted in smartarse.
– July 10, 2009
Rugrats
It always amazes me that you need a licence to have a dog, but any fucker can have a child
(credit JL)
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Posted in smartarse.
– July 9, 2009
Michael Jackson
Buried without his brain. As in life, so in death
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Posted in schmut.
– July 9, 2009
Andy Murray
Became Scottish again, as of Friday 3 July 2009, about 9.43pm
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Posted in schmut.
– July 9, 2009
